News Presenter: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 January 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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And finally, a story about a presenter replaced by a presenter. Back to the studio, which is empty.
Replaced by: A deepfake with excellent posture
- The autocue now reads itself.
- Serious face now available as a filter.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.