Meteorologist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 October 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The forecast is now 100% accurate. It says rain. It always says rain.
Replaced by: A forecast model that just says "bring a coat"
- Barbecue summers now predicted and cancelled in advance.
- Your hand gestures in front of the map have been preserved.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.