Astronomer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 14 February 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The telescopes now look for themselves. They found something. They are not telling.
Replaced by: A telescope that found something it is not telling you about
- Stargazing now done remotely by bored machines.
- Pluto has been reinstated, then removed again, by vote.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.