Astrologer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 4 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your stars say a great change is coming. It is robots. The stars are right for once.
Replaced by: A horoscope generator that is right for once
- Mercury is in retrograde. So is your career.
- Every star sign now reads the same. Make of that what you will.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.