Futurist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 6 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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You predicted all of this. Your keynote is now given by the thing you predicted.
Replaced by: The future, which arrived
- Your slides about 2030 are now historical documents.
- Hype cycles now cycled automatically.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.