Role deprecation notice
Psychic: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 2 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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You should have seen this coming.
Replaced by: A prediction model that did see it coming
- The spirits now communicate via API.
- Crystal balls repurposed as server cooling.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.