Motivational Speaker: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 18 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot gave a keynote on resilience. It did not need any. The audience was moved anyway.
Replaced by: A keynote generator with a headset mic
- "Believe in yourself" now said by something that has no self.
- Your headset mic has been licensed.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.