PR Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 9 September 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The press release about your redundancy has already been written. It is very positive.
Replaced by: A press release generator with a crisis mode
- Spin now spun at 10,000 rpm.
- Every statement now begins "We are thrilled".
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.