Marketing Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 April 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your funnel has been optimised. You were the leak.
Replaced by: An A/B test that never ends
- Personas now include the robot that replaced you, aged 0, likes efficiency.
- Campaigns launch, iterate and win awards while you sleep.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.