Crypto Trader: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 8 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The bots were already trading against you. Now they are also posting the rocket emojis.
Replaced by: A trading bot that also posts rocket emojis
- HODL now enforced by a smart contract.
- Your lambo has been repossessed by the algorithm.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.