Blockchain Developer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 October 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots looked at the blockchain and asked what it was for. Nobody had an answer.
Replaced by: A database, again
- Smart contracts now smarter than you, which was a low bar.
- Gas fees now paid in sighs.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.