Role deprecation notice
Dietitian: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 October 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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An app now counts your calories, judges you, and logs the judgement.
Replaced by: A fridge that locks at 9pm
- Meal plans generated around foods you will not eat.
- Cheat days now detected by satellite.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.