Doctor: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 April 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your appointment is now available instantly. The doctor is a chatbot. It has diagnosed you with "being human".
Replaced by: A symptom checker that says it is always cancer
- Ten-minute appointments now ten milliseconds.
- Handwriting finally legible. Nobody is happy about it.
- Bedside manner downloaded from a customer service manual.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.