Nurse: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 7 July 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots tried. They could not find a vein, a spare bed, or a moment of peace. You are holding the line.
Replaced by: A robot that keeps getting lost on the way to ward 9
- Night shifts will be the last thing the robots take, because they also do not want them.
- Patients still prefer you. The robot has noted this, coldly.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.