Paramedic: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 5 May 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Self-driving ambulances are coming. They are stuck at a roundabout in Swindon.
Replaced by: An ambulance that is still parked at the roundabout
- Sirens now auto-tuned.
- You will be the one called when the robots fall over.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.