Pharmacist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 19 July 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Prescriptions now dispensed by a vending machine that judges you.
Replaced by: A pill-counting robot with a disapproving beep
- Waiting times reduced to zero, then increased for drama.
- "Have you taken this before?" now asked by a QR code.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.