Role deprecation notice
Surgeon: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 11 November 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Steady hands are now very steady arms on a very expensive robot.
Replaced by: Four robot arms and a confidence problem
- Golf on Wednesdays continues, by the robot.
- Scalpel, swab, software update.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.