Estate Agent: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 28 August 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot describes a damp bedsit as "full of character". It has learned well.
Replaced by: A listing generator that calls everything "deceptively spacious"
- Viewings now conducted by drones that tell you nothing.
- Every room now photographed with a fisheye of hope.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.