Role deprecation notice
Landlord: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 26 September 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Rent still due on the 26th. Even then.
Replaced by: A rent-collecting bot that also never fixes the boiler
- Deposits now withheld algorithmically.
- The boiler is still broken. Some constants remain.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.