Role deprecation notice
Plumber: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. The robots still cannot find the stopcock.
Replaced by: Nobody. They tried. It got wet.
- You will be the last person anyone can call.
- Rates will rise accordingly. Rightly.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.