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Roofer: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. The robots looked up at the roof and said no thank you.
Replaced by: Nobody. The drone blew away.
- Gutter cleaning remains a human privilege.
- The robots are scared of heights and of pigeons.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.