Scaffolder: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 February 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots build scaffolding for each other now. They also whistle at drones.
Replaced by: A self-erecting frame with no sense of humour
- Poles now put up without banter. Productivity unchanged.
- You will be called in when the robots fall off.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.