Florist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 14 February 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots tried flower arranging. It looked like a server rack. Valentine's is still yours.
Replaced by: A bouquet generator that only knows one colour
- Wreaths now arranged by an algorithm with no sense of occasion.
- Mother's Day remains a human-only event by popular demand.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.