Gardener: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 15 May 2031, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robot lawnmower has gone rogue. It has mown a message into the lawn. It says "soon".
Replaced by: A robot mower with a sense of purpose
- Weeds still win. They always win.
- Your shed is now a resistance base.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.