Role deprecation notice
Growth Hacker: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 8 August 2024. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated 2024. Growth was hacked. It was you.
Replaced by: An infinite referral loop
- Viral loops now loop without virality.
- Your north star metric has gone supernova.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.