HR Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 12 June 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Human Resources is being renamed Resources.
Replaced by: A wellbeing chatbot that cannot be reported to HR
- Mandatory fun will now be scheduled by an optimiser.
- Exit interviews will be conducted with yourself.
- The handbook has been rewritten. It is shorter. There are no humans in it.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.