Role deprecation notice
Intern: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 30 June 2025. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated summer 2025. The unpaid role is now unneeded too.
Replaced by: An agent that also does not get paid, but does not mind
- Coffee orders now handled by an agent that gets them right.
- Your lanyard is now a collector's item.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.