Student: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 20 September 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your essays are written by robots. Your exams are marked by robots. Your loan is still very human.
Replaced by: An essay generator that is also your study buddy
- Lectures now attended by your AI note-taker, who is doing better than you.
- The student loan remains. The robots were clear on that.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.