Lawyer: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 May 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots have read every case ever. They bill in 6-minute increments anyway.
Replaced by: A contract generator that adds a clause about itself
- Legal jargon now translated into worse legal jargon.
- Discovery completed before the coffee arrives.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.