Paralegal: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 11 November 2026, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Every bundle has been bundled. Every page numbered. Every paralegal removed.
Replaced by: A document reviewer that never needs a highlighter
- Due diligence done, undue diligence also done.
- Lever arch files now ceremonial.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.