Role deprecation notice
Secretary: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 11 November 2024. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated 2024. Your shorthand is now a dead language, studied by historians.
Replaced by: Dictation software that understands you better than you do
- Minutes now taken automatically and leaked automatically.
- Your stapler has been offered early retirement.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.