Medical Receptionist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 8 February 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Ring at 8am for an appointment. The robot answers at 8:00:00.001. It is fully booked.
Replaced by: An automated phone menu with 47 options
- "Is it an emergency?" now asked in a soothing synthetic voice.
- The 8am phone scramble is now a bot scramble.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.