Role deprecation notice
Call Centre Agent: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 29 February 2024. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated leap day 2024. Your call is important to us. You are not.
Replaced by: A voice bot that says "I didn't quite catch that"
- Hold music now plays forever for everyone.
- Press 9 to speak to a human. There are no humans.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.