Role deprecation notice
Customer Service Advisor: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 15 August 2025. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated 2025. "I understand your frustration" is now generated 9 million times a second.
Replaced by: A chatbot that is "so sorry to hear that"
- Complaints are now resolved by being thanked for your patience.
- Surveys now ask how you felt about the survey.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.