Account Manager: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 19 May 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Clients will now be managed by something that answers emails within the second.
Replaced by: A relationship bot that remembers every birthday
- Quarterly business reviews now conducted between two agents.
- Your expense account has been closed in sympathy.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.