Sales Rep: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 31 August 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots now sell to robots. Quota hit. Commission paid in electricity.
Replaced by: An outreach bot that sends 40,000 personalised emails a minute
- "Circling back" now automated in perpetuity.
- The sales kick-off is now just a robot kicking off.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.