Role deprecation notice
Telemarketer: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 1 April 2023. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated April 2023. The robots now cold-call other robots. Nobody answers. Peace.
Replaced by: A robocall that calls robocalls
- "Have you been in an accident that was not your fault?" now asked by a thing that has never been in anything.
- Dinner times across the land are calm again.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.