Lollipop Person: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. Self-driving cars still stop when you hold up the stick.
Replaced by: Nobody. The cars respect the stick.
- Your stick has been recognised as a legal instrument by the robots.
- Hi-vis is the last fashion the robots could not improve.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.