Traffic Warden: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 31 March 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Parking tickets will now be issued by cameras, drones and quietly furious lampposts.
Replaced by: A camera on a pole with a quota
- Disputes reviewed by the camera that took the photo.
- Every yellow line now patrolled by a thing with no lunch break.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.