Role deprecation notice
Ticket Inspector: already deprecated.
End-of-life reached on 1 December 2025. You are running on extended legacy support.
Deprecated 2025. Tickets please. The gates have them. The gates have everything.
Replaced by: A ticket barrier that refuses everyone equally
- Fines now issued via the train's Wi-Fi.
- The little machine that goes "click" has been retired.
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Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.