Train Driver: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 April 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The train drives itself. It is still delayed. Some things are beyond technology.
Replaced by: A train that drives itself and is still late
- Leaves on the line remain undefeated.
- Announcements now apologise automatically.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.