Removal Man: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 1 November 2030, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots tried to move a sofa up a staircase. Nobody has tried since.
Replaced by: A robot that is still stuck on the landing with the sofa
- Pivot! Pivot! now shouted by synthetic voices.
- Your back will be honoured by future generations.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.