Delivery Driver: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 21 April 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your parcel has been delivered by a drone to the wrong roof. As is tradition.
Replaced by: A drone that throws parcels with precision
- Delivery windows now 6am to 11pm, accurate to the year.
- The neighbour still has your parcel. The neighbour is a robot.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.