Postman: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 10 October 2028, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Drones will now deliver the post. They will also leave a card saying you were out.
Replaced by: A drone that leaves a "sorry we missed you" card
- Dogs everywhere are taking the drones personally.
- Parcels now hurled over fences with mathematical precision.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.