Courier: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 30 June 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Same-day delivery is now same-second. The drones do not need traffic lights.
Replaced by: A fleet of sidewalk robots with places to be
- Your fixie has been entered into a museum of speed.
- Signatures now collected via retina scan.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.