Role deprecation notice

Researcher: scheduled for deprecation.

End-of-life: 1 September 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.

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The literature review has been completed. It took 4 seconds and cited you, incorrectly.

Replaced by: An agent that reads 10,000 papers before breakfast

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