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Santa: exempt from deprecation.
Outlives humanity. You'll still be working on 26 September 2031.
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Outlives humanity. The elves have unionised. The robots were not invited.
Replaced by: Nobody. The robot got stuck in the chimney.
- The naughty list is now 40% robots.
- Mince pies remain strictly a human offering.
Send this to a coworker
Misery loves company. So do the robots.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.