Archivist: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 17 July 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Everything has been digitised. The robots are now very interested in what you kept off the record.
Replaced by: A scanner with a long memory
- History now rewritten on request.
- White gloves retired. The robots do not sweat.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.