Librarian: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 2 February 2029, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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The robots have read every book. They still need someone to say "shhh".
Replaced by: A search box that has read everything
- Overdue fines now calculated to the nanosecond.
- The Dewey Decimal System has been replaced by vibes.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.