Claims Handler: scheduled for deprecation.
End-of-life: 2 February 2027, 9:00 AM. First thing Monday energy, whatever the day.
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Your claim has been processed and declined before you finished typing it.
Replaced by: A very polite "computer says no"
- Photos of dented bumpers now judged by an expert in bumpers.
- Hold music retired with full honours.
* Dates are jokes, not forecasts. No actual job was assessed by any actual robot. Probably.